OK men, are you with me? We’re fast becoming the minority here. Women have their own gyms, have women-only networking groups, have strong business partnerships, they even have mothers’ groups. The chicks are quickly passing us by because they’re banding together, playing the “we’ll be the minority no longer” card.
So I'm not a spring chicken any more and the good lady isn't far behind. We have two beautiful little chickadees in Kids A & B and a key decision is upon us. It's quite simple and I'll utilise the C++ stuff I learnt in Uni to demonstrate:
"Don't tell me you actually watch this crap?" seems to be the response I receive when I tell people I enjoy watching the Brownlow Medal coverage. It's true. I like the round by round season recap, highlights of the great marks and goals, Cyril Rioli dancing around opponents with ease, vision of a fat guy spilling his 4x20 down the front of his T-shirt...and of course, the typical Collingwood supporter stereotype with no teeth screaming at an umpire with spittle running down his chin.